Day 53: To Eat or Not to Eat

Wow. Another 48-hour day. I really need to get a watch. And a calendar. A job would help, too. Well, I can't remember much from the past two days. I'm just going to call it "writer's block". By the way, the "stop drinking" initiative didn't work out too well after I decided to cook the other day. The end result was really quite gross/can't even describe so I decided to just stop eating instead. It would be easier that way. So, I still needed substance and I cracked open a beer. It was just all downhill from there.

I went to Costco today, got lost four times, bought nine boxes of Mac and Cheese, because that's what you do when you go to Costco. The Mac and Cheese thing, I mean. The getting lost thing is just my thing. Add a traffic circle into the mix, and I'm totally screwed. Highway construction, I'll never make it. Going to West Edmonton Mall area, I might as well just bring a sleeping bag because I'm sleeping on the side of the road. Wave to me if your driving by sometime. Anyhow, if I do end up eating again, it's Mac and Cheese all the way. I figure I've got enough Mac and Cheese to sustain life for a month.

Today I discovered that a Job Fair at the unemployment office actually means recruiting for slave labour at Tim Horton's. Not that there's anything wrong with working at Tim Horton's, I'd rather be working there than at my last place of work without a doubt. You don't have to worry whether or not the pilot's know where they're going and you get tipped for getting them their coffee instead of a long-winded description of their pulled groin muscle. However, I think I'd be taking a paycut from my unemployment check, which I got the other day. Yeay, I can pay rent!!! Good times.

Oh man, I'm eating again, I just had cake. Dammit. No beer for me tonight. My office fat is reforming into a beer belly, drastic measures have to be taken. Maybe I'll just switch to vodka. In fact, I think vodka is the answer to everyone's problems. We should all drink more vodka.