Valentine's Day is not the best day for the single and unemployed. All of you couple people are like, "what are you doing for Valentine's Day?" "Oh, really? Oh, that's too bad...". Single people basically get a single day of social punishment on this day for not falling under the spell of capitalism to reproduce and buy stuff. Believe me, that is the true meaning of Valentine's Day. But then Valentine's Day passes and, well, us single people don't have to eat pickles and chocolate and then change diapers in the end, do we? I'm sure the C-Section was a party, too. The unemployed get totally screwed because there is no diamond coming out of that pocket anytime soon. And trust me guys, most women are unreasonable. If they were reasonable, you would not have her sleeping in your bed every night. That costs you. Big time. And if your stupid enough to expect her to suffer through childbirth and motherhood, you've given up all rights to have sex ever again. She might come back to you, but I guarantee you that she's subconsciously pissed off at you for the pain and suffering and it's just all out war thereafter. Moral of the story? Stick with the box of chocolates and flowers and hope to get lucky once a month.
Today for me, being both single and unemployed, I'm happy to say that I still managed to score some roses and an open-mouth kiss. The latter wasn't from a human. You'll just have to guess. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting dinner out of it, though. It appears that I'm the food source in that relationship so I'm not going to test the grounds. But if he changes his mind, I want the venison and fish flavour.
Jobhunting looks like a very real possibility today. I think I might give it a try...
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