Today is Sunday. Tommorrow is Monday. Which means, EVERYONE is going to work tommorrow. Everyone except me. But really, is that such a bad thing? All the times I wanted to sleep in past 4:30am, this is my big chance to do it. Live it up. Get drunk. And if all else fails, go to Ikea and live in their living rooms for a while. That always makes me feel better, pretend that I had enough money to remodel my living room in my new condo which I don't have. I also love waking up to their Swedish breakfasts. Roll out of bed (I prefer sleeping in the children's department, in the race car bed), be the first in line. That's the life.
No. I'm not applying at Ikea. Mind you, it probably pays better than my last job did. Selling furniture takes so much more skill than putting planes in the sky.
No, it's Sunday, I am NOT jobhunting. It's only day 3, give me some time.
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Apply at IKEA...then get locked in the store after hours so that you don't need to pay rent.
ReplyDeleteDid that when my toilet stopped working and couldn't get a plumber in.
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