I've decided that I want to be a spy. I can't tell you much more than that. However, I can tell you this, I will be the best damn spy out there; My trunk will always be closed and there will never be any small pyscho-killers hiding in my suitcase. I hear that's a big problem. Oh, did I mention why I bought such a big suitcase? Pillows. Yes, I packed pillows. I was talking about fears the other day and forgot to mention my fear of used pillows. Don't judge me until you take a good whiff of those hotel pillows and then try to put into words what you smell. It isn't pretty.
Ahhhhh, signing off for now, Day 13 to 25 will be spent in Las Vegas, Mexico, and Los Angeles. If I had a job, I would call it a vacation. But I don't have a job. So I will call it the reason I will starve to death in February. Or I can call it a diet.
P.S. I will be very very very pissed off if I have to buy an umbrella in Las Vegas tomorrow.
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How much you think you could get for a kidney in Mexico? Maybe an eyeball, left arm, Hall & Oates cassettes.. you know, things that you have doubles of.
ReplyDeleteI guess that would depend on how Vegas goes. My advice about Vegas would be if you run into George Clooney and he's walking around with a gymnast, a woman with an accent, a black guy and Rico Suave. Keep an eye on them because you know they're up to something.
Have a good trip and eat lots of those burros or whatever they are.
That's such a great idea! But I once brought an old Nintendo system to Mexico with me and the apartment got broken into the next week so I won't bother with the Hall & Oates, it might cause a riot.
ReplyDeleteYou gave me another great idea for jobs! I'll be Ocean's 17. I'll start off as the driver and if they like me, I'll stay on as a safe cracker after I take some courses at the unemployment office.
And are burros people, because I don't eat people...
http://www.csis-scrs.gc.ca/crrs/pprtnts/index-eng.asp
ReplyDeleteI just got laid off on Friday and refuse to get another 9-5 office job getting screwed by cororate america while I piss away all of my money trying to support the lifestyle of having a 9-5 corporate america job...I am also enjoying the benefits of being unemployed...like...um....still don't know what those are other than that I have ALOT of free time suddenly and haven't in 5 years and I'm not gonna lie, it's a little bit overwhelming...
ReplyDeleteI think I am drunk. I'm probably drunk because I'm still unemployed. If you live in California, go to Venice Beach and get some medicinal marijuana. Sit on the Santa Monica Pier and chill out with the dude that talks to himself. Seriously, corporate America has fallen and it's bliss, because you know all those dudes are just all talk now and are realistically just waiting for the spaceship to come pick them up.
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